Vital Statistics: Age: Born 1963 Height: 5' 11'' Weight: 150 lbs Status: Divorced 2012
To see what I do for a living, click on my resume. Why, you've probably seen some of my work. You know the mouse test button in Windows 3.1 - I invented that!
Here I am standing in front of my RV - The Ultimate Behemoth. I'm a road trip warrior.
Here's one of the cool places I've taken my RV to. This fall is located in the Columbia River Gorge between Washington and Oregon
Can I cook or what! My specialties include BBQ chicken and spareribs. For desert, I make homemade apple pie and ice cream.
Here I am, doing my comedy standup routine as seen at the Comedy Underground in Seattle. I'm killing the audience with my single guy routine. Watch out Jerry Seinfield!
Here I am at the Spam carving contest in Seattle. I am holding my entry "O.J. on the Spam" which was a Spam Bronco with three Spam police cars in pursuit. It got an honorable mention and the local newspapers mentioned it. My other community contest entry was the milk carton derby. I created a milk carton boat - O.J. on the Moooooooove. Which was also a Bronco being chased by a fleet of quart sized police cars. During the race, I came in dead last - but it was supposed to be a slow speed pursuit!
The kiddies love playing computer with their uncle Franklin. Here I am with my nephew. We like playing Wolfenstein 3-D and Doom. Scarrrrry games!!!